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Monday, July 31, 2006

Could It Be?

Got this comment, from Anonymous:

"fuck all you dumbfucks j williams"

'j williams'? Could it be? Could it be the J Williams of "i THREW!!!!!! a bananana!!! at maRk E SMITH!!!'S face!!!!" fame? Wow! This is exciting! He's in The Talk! He took time out of his busy schedule, making records in The Talk, and writing songs in The Talk, and performing items from the vast back catalog of The Talk to throngs of devoted fans of The Talk, to write to the likes of me! I feel all warm inside. You know, when you spare time trying to make people who have never done anything directly to you that you nevertheless feel an undeniably compulsion to insult feel bad about themselves and trying to nudge them gently into the realization that they are worthless and insignificant, well, an email like this makes it all worthwhile. The Talk are truly an innovative, impressive band, whose work will live beyond the realms of the human capacity for comprehending infinity. They are just that good. I mean, SHIT, look at his comment! Let me be the first to say: Mister Williams has an elegant way with words. Somebody get this man a book deal! Chain him to a typewriter! Hire a dictaphone operator! He's intellect is obviously impressive, and his command of English is frightening.

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