Anything I Can Do?

Anything, where anyone would buy me airfare, and a ticket to go see All Tomorrow's Parties?

Where I can see THE SCIENTISTS, THE FLESH EATERS, and Letter's Have No Arms' interviewee Ben Wallers and THE COUNTRY TEASERS all in one night?

I can't afford it, and I have no money, no savings, no resources. Not even my records are worth that much. So, if anyone wants me to do anything for them (and I do mean ANYTHING), contact me, please.

Thanks.