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Monday, November 01, 2004

World Class Asshole Alert

A reader forwarded the following link to the hardworking staff here at Letters Have No Arms, hold on to your bullshit shield for dear life before reading, and those that are allergic to self delusion are advised to look elsewhere;

http://www.sleazegrinder.com/int_sermon.htm

On the surface, it's not especially notable - shitty bands have had shitty interviews before - but there is something so stunningly banal about The Sermon that you can only use superlatives to describe just how utterly dull they are. It's like you melted down every third-rate bandwagon jumping, soulless (not young, either) white guy 'R&B' band into four black clad representatives of all that is uninspired. Hearing the pinhead talking about his influences, spouting wise on various facets of such a pedestrian undertaking is a fascinating look into the very heart of darkness. The Sermon is fucking horrible (and no, I don't have the record, and yes, I am able to tell that it is a waste of time without listening to it, the same way I can tell having a badger tear out an eyeball hurts without having to try it) and the idiot talks about his band as if they have actually accomplished something, or are worth a healthy shit. They aren't, not by a long shot.

Not only do The Sermon suck, they are so totally unaware of it, it's almost art. Fuck them. If you like them, fuck you.

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