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Thursday, October 07, 2004

Ten Favorite Johnny Cash Songs, as of this afternoon

1. Oh What A Dream
2. Cocaine Blues
3. Happy To Be With You
4. Guess Things Happen That Way
5. The Man Comes Around
6. Tennessee Flat Top Box
7. A Boy Named Sue
8. The Losing Kind
9. The Long Black Veil
10. To Beat The Devil

Speaking of Johnny Cash, may he rest in peace, his death further reenforced my total and complete hatred towards talentless, worthless, total four alarm, USDA prime cut dipshit du jour Trent Reznor. What kind of unjust, cruel, horrible world is this that we are so unfortunate to occupy that Johnny Cash's memory will be tainted forever by his producers corralling him into covering 'Dirt'? Let is be screamed from the mount, Trent Reznor appeals to ignorant, lousy, alienated teenagers who maintain a veneer of nonconformity in a group of people very similar to themselves, who are some of the only people dumb enough to find his lyricism anything but deeply unappealing, save for mouth breathing older, clueless morons who think it will make them seem all the more 'hep' with the youngster goth set. How any human being can respond to such sheer, lowest common denominator, so-called 'dark' drivel is enough to make you want to kick God himself in the balls, if the existence of Trent Reznor wasn't enough to invalidate Him existing anyway.

I just got irritated seeing Nine Inch Nails cropping up in every article about Cash's death, every time I see it in print it's like a fork in the eye. Typing those foul words makes me want to chew off my fingers, or at the very least, take a long shower. Anyone ever notice what a stupid fucking name it is for a band, anyway? Final thing, you ever get a look at the band's clothes? Fuck, have some self respect.

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